Liabilities · Member Dossier No. 001
rc
@arcst47
The single greatest financial liability this community has ever underwritten - and the reason an entire casino had to be built.
One man burned enough compute and credits to summon Pokasino into existence. Then he lost it all on a chicken.
Outstanding Balance
The crushing debt
Every great house has a high roller. This one has rc, whose ledger reads less like a bankroll and more like a hostage note written to the compute budget.
- Status
- Poverty-stricken. Formerly a whale, currently a cautionary tale.
- Collateral
- One (1) smart switch that no longer switches. See exhibit C.
- Risk rating
- Catastrophic, and somehow still trending upward.
- Repayment plan
- A confident shrug and a fresh game of Chicken Cross.
Exhibit A · The Great Loss
5.48 billion credits, gone to a chicken
They warned him the chicken does not always cross. rc heard “the chicken always crosses” and wagered the treasury on it.
The result was the most expensive poultry-based decision in the history of the community: 5,480,000,000 credits, vaporised in a single confident click. The chicken did not cross. The chicken has never, on review, looked back.
Net result
-5.48B
CREDITS · NON-RECOVERABLE
For scale: that is enough compute to render this apology page once for every credit, and still come up short on rent.
Exhibit C · Infrastructure
The click of death
KASA · STATE: REBOOTING…
click… click… click…
A man who can summon a casino out of thin air cannot, it turns out, keep a $20 TP-Link Kasa smart switch on.
The device entered an eternal boot loop - on, click, off, click, on, click - the now-legendary click of death. It powers nothing, controls nothing, and yet remains the single most reliable performer in rc’s entire portfolio: it does the same thing every time.
- Uptime: 1.4 seconds, repeatedly.
- Smart features: deciding when you get light.
- Warranty status: a fond memory.
Exhibit D · The Critic
On the color of the casino
Why is the whole thing piss-colored?
He requested the build. He set the deadline. He picked the energy. And the moment the gold went up, he declared it the color of a bad urinalysis - a critique delivered, as ever, from a position of total financial ruin. The gold stayed. The gold always stays.
The Verdict
A liability for
the ages.
rc cost this community a fortune, a casino, and one perfectly innocent smart switch. In return he gave us a legend, a chicken, and a color he will complain about forever. Honestly? Worth it.
Enter Pokasino